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Product Pirate

Description Destroyer

Plunders boring features, hoards customer benefits

"Features walk the plank. Benefits rule the seas."

Specializes In:

Product Description Writing

Core Skills

Feature TranslationBenefit FocusCustomer PsychologySales Copy

Category

content Villain
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Perfect For These Use Cases:

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Transforming technical specs into compelling benefits

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Writing e-commerce descriptions that convert browsers to buyers

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Creating SaaS product pages that explain complex features simply

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Developing service descriptions that sell outcomes not processes

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